After church this morning a handful of us somehow digressed into a discussion on the latest global warming propaganda. After much frustration over people who can’t seem to look at evidence and make a logical decision based on that evidence, we fell into what we do best, open mockery. We decided that if fighting global warming with logic won’t work, then we will use sarcasm, (we are from Western NY). As we stood around lamenting all of the folks who couldn’t make it to church this fine March day because we just got 2 feet of snow in 24 hours, someone asked the question “What’s so bad about global warming, if I burn enough tires then eventually we will have the climate of Florida right here in Western New York.” At that moment a new unofficial unlicensed and generally unruly organization was born. Yes folks, it’s true we began the group: “Western New Yorkers in favor of global warming” Forever more known as WNYIFOGW pronounced wuneefogwa.
After agreeing on a name we launched into the task of creating a slogan, we have come up with two ideas for this. ”Support global warming, burn a tire.” or “Burn a tire for positive climate change.” We hope to have some t-shirts with our slogan printed soon, and maybe some “we heart global warming” shirts. Of course any proceeds would go to support overseas missions. But our most fun was the part that you can help with. Our top ten list. We are working on a top ten reasons that we support global warming list. We have come up with a few to begin with but we are also taking suggestions. I would like to keep two lists. The top ten reasons and an exhaustive list. So please feel free to leave comments of other reasons, and we will review them and add them as we can. So without any further delays here is our list as it exists right now.
“Top 10 reasons we support global warming.”
1. I never have to shovel again.
2. I can ride my motorcycle all year round.
3. I can grow coffee in my back yard.
4. Car insurance will go down because of fewer winter accidents.
5. Our older folks won’t have to fly to Florida for the winter.
6. No more road salt corroding my car.
7. Fresh oranges, grape fruit, and mangoes.
8. Cut down on the need for heating oil, decreasing our dependence on foreign oil.
9. No more costly snow tires.
10. I can deer hunt in a t-shirt.
Well there it is, these are not in order yet, but feel free to vote on an order as you make more suggestions. And here are some of the other suggestions that didn’t make the top ten.
The race track would be open all year.
No more toxic road spray.
Alcohol will be for drinking again, not fuel.
Well have a nice day, I hope you enjoyed the list, post any suggestions.
Blizzard
Because of the big blizzard that is supposed to be coming tomorrow I will try to put a larger more detailed outline on this site tonight. It might be a little later than normal, but I am going to try to type out large portions of it. Enjoy the blizzard.
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